fake ....

Had a meeting this morning at the studio with uncle Bee, the Fake Bitch and the lady from a metal support system co. My god, i tell you, i was very surprised at the size of the fake B's bosom. They look HUGE. I didnt realise it before because she either wore dark colored or loose fitting blouse. But today, she was wearing a tight, and i mean REALLY TIGHT pink spaghetti strap which is short, barely covering her belly. And when she bends down, seriously, lurah dendam die, you know, the valley...fuyooo...tak taulah macam mane nak elaborate. I could tell that uncle Bee was a bit uncomfortable because he was standing directly in front of Fake B. And so he can see almost everything when she bends down to point on the drawings. I was standing next to Uncle Bee and of course i felt uncomfortable, because i CAN SEE IT CLEARLY TOO. Huh, scary seh, how do you sleep with such big bosoms? Maybe she was wearing those push up bras just to add ummph.. or maybe she pumped herself the night before? Hahaha...yes, yes, i know im evil....

Actually, she's not that bad lah. The only thing that pisses me off is that she orders me around like she's paying my salary. And yeah, she's soooo damn bossy. Seriously.

Anyway, i watched singapore idol last night. No surprise when Norman got the lowest vote. He chose the wrong song!!! Tell you something, only rockers, oklah, only thom yorke can carry out radiohead's high and dry song. I was surprised when his parents want him to sing that, seriously, it didnt suit him and he didnt do justice to the song at all. Im not dissing him, im just saying that if he'd chosen a different song, maybe the spastic jasmine or lamer emilee might have been eliminated instead. Then we would all be spared of the 4 mins of getai karaoke next week. Both of them CANT SING for nuts. Now im really dissing. I mean, just because jasmine looks cute doesnt mean she deserves to go to the next round, and emilee, please lah, she like, drones on when she sings, no ups and downs. I almost fell asleep during both of their performances.

But thank god Jay is in. hahaha... he looks soooo cute singing the my funny valentine song. Although it doesnt suit his style, not that i know what his style is in the first place. And yeah, i missed rahimah's performance, thank goodness man. Act punk seh minah tu, im a bit disgusted. I'd rather vote for nurul maideen if both of them were the last 2 contestants, IF lah. Oh yar, paul twohill, you should cover your mouth insted of your beautiful eyes. Your lips are like, sooo not nice, and its not because of your braces dude..