wedding aftermath

To the person who stole that money, i dont care how desperate you are, or how fucked up your life is, so much so that you had to resort to stealing. All i know is, your life wont be easy from now on, balasan di akhirat lagi teruk. Jadi, selamat lah ko pompuan...



FYI, my cousin's dowry/duit hantaran of $5k was stolen on sunday by this lady who pretended to be the bride's friend. We didnt know the bride put the money (still in its frame!!) in her wedding rm's cupboard, unlocked (the cupboard lah ngok), if not, we wouldn't have let people go in. That devil must have stolen it when my eldest cousin was in her room, freshening up. She came in 2 more times afterwards, to steal other stuff pulak lah but then my aunt, Mama, was in. And the 3rd time, my mum and i was in, she was shocked when she saw us, was already on her way to the wedding rm. She made excuses that she wanted warm water. Made small talk with us saying that she just came back from the groom's side. Wore a shawl, all covered up, with jeans.



YES, why didnt we get the hint??? Why would a friend come back to the majlis after following to the party at the groom's side, takde makne kan? And then, why is she dressed so shabbily? Its a wedding for God's sake!!! And the shawl!!! It was a freaking hot sunday afternoon. Haiz, all of us were too exhausted and our minds were occupied with the majlis until we werent alert at all. So careless. I really pity Mak itam, Kak yan and Abg Alal. We thought everything was going fine(well, except for the stupid DJ for the karaoke, update after this).



So, a note, reminder, to those people who have weddings coming up, PLEASE KEEP YOUR MONEY, JEWELRY, IN A SAFE PLACE, ALL LOCKED UP, AND DONT LET PEOPLE YOU DONT KNOW GO IN YOUR ROOM, ESPECIALLY THE WEDDING ROOM WITHOUT YOU FOLLOWING THEM , BREATHING DOWN THEIR NECK...so careless...



The wedding itself was kecoh.. time nikah, the pelamin people didnt turn up to add the fresh flowers at the pelamin in the house, so it looks bare in the photos (stupid idiotic pelamin ppl). And when the bride and groom came down after taking pictures, the pelamin downstairs was also incomplete,with no chairs and fresh flowers. Can you imagine what the newlyweds must have felt? The bloody buggers only came at around 12 plus to finish up the decor..AFTER THE PICTURE TAKING....HAIZ.



So anyway, people came non stop on sat and sun, so we, the kendarat cousins had A LOT OF WORK. What i hated was the behaviour of one of my aunts clique, a bunch of old farts and tarts who came for the karaoke. They sing dangdut all the way, never letting other people sing, eat like pigs, drink like pigs, and then never helped out at all. And most of the old tarts are MAKCIK TUDUNG!!! They continued this foolish behaviour on sunday too!!! The old tarts went in front and DANCED FOR THE WHOLE BLOODY WORLD TO SEE!!!!. I SERIOUSLY FELT LIKE GOUGING MY EYES OUT AND WASHING IT IN THE KITCHEN AND BLOCKING MY EAR DRUMS WITH GLUE. FUCK SEH, YOUR SINGING IS ATROCIOUS AND YOUR DANCING IS LIKE ORANG DA NAK MAMPUS, DONT GET ME STARTED ON YOUR LOOKS AND BEHAVIOUR.



Please lah makcik, awak tu semua bertudung, tapi tergelek-gelek depan budak-budak kalahkan penari Silver Tortoise. YOU MAKE ME SICK!!! BLLLEEEAAAARRRGHHHHH....



But still, it was an unforgettable event, and yeah, i think i look cool in lime green songket. i really stood out among all the other cousins and my sisters...hehehe, but too bad i looked exhausted with eyebags and crappy hair... i think i will be posting the pictures soon....TUNGGU.......